I'm not sure if there's a more villified head coach in MLS (maybe Bruce Arena?) for FC Dallas fans. After the lovely tissue incident last year, a #SadPorter is a #happyFCDfan. So to oblige most of the readers here, Scott Hiney and I present you with our Gif of the Week: Caleb Porter auditioning for a role next to Blake Lively's newest rom-com: Rose City.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
The Best of the Rest:
The tackle that started it all.
Free shot at goal? Don't mind if I do!
This is my happy dance.
I didn't sign up for this....
Hustle. Hustle. Hustle. Hustle. Hustle. BALL!
Again, in slow motion. (Tesho nutmegging two players for the goal.)
I asked for a non-fat latte! This is egregious!
How NOT to Urruti your way into winning the ball back.
I call this "The Gruezo Pass: Pin-Point Accurate Cross-Field Switch"
NO GOAL FOR YOU!