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FC Dallas vs Portland Timbers: Gif of the Week

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Everything went well for the boys in red last night.

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I'm not sure if there's a more villified head coach in MLS (maybe Bruce Arena?) for FC Dallas fans. After the lovely tissue incident last year, a #SadPorter is a #happyFCDfan. So to oblige most of the readers here, Scott Hiney and I present you with our Gif of the Week: Caleb Porter auditioning for a role next to Blake Lively's newest rom-com: Rose City.

Sad Porter

Honorable Mention:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

Zimmerman Clearance

ZIMMERMAN

The Best of the Rest:

The tackle that started it all.

https://gyazo.com/9d942602da60ce7b879110d9391a3684

Free shot at goal? Don't mind if I do!

https://gyazo.com/e6e0d052cd1495236cad3fec108d240a

This is my happy dance.

https://gyazo.com/7239f1010a51eab228d5650b6343ce4b

I didn't sign up for this....

https://gyazo.com/5c1c55410b31303194161dfa8b861794

Hustle. Hustle. Hustle. Hustle. Hustle. BALL!

https://gyazo.com/b75f55a37fc7a05e7ec14b51d77c4b03

Fabi Things!

https://gyazo.com/00a15b69c48464c527b750fe336b6ee7

Open wide!

https://gyazo.com/b3a2a37c0075af5e6ecfeb8e6df44e6e

Again, in slow motion. (Tesho nutmegging two players for the goal.)

https://gyazo.com/2c1483f33743d0d41f2d4bb8386dd468

I asked for a non-fat latte! This is egregious!

https://gyazo.com/aa7f4d659c68ebb2cb4fe95c5a0ae05b

How NOT to Urruti your way into winning the ball back.

https://gyazo.com/240a5ca92fd4327ab8e201da79bce25d

I call this "The Gruezo Pass: Pin-Point Accurate Cross-Field Switch"

https://gyazo.com/95dd333aaab8d5813a8dc967f0ace437

NO GOAL FOR YOU!

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