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FC Dallas vs Portland Timbers: Match Predictions

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Name Result FCD DC Comments
Becky Chabot Win 2 1 The heat and Castillo continue to take down the Timbers, but Porters gets ejected before the half for crying to the referee, which disheartens the team. Papi just laughs.
Ben Lyon Win 3 1 The Hoops win the 2nd edition of the Tissue Bowl as the Pacific Northwest side wilts in the heat. What gift will Caleb Porter have for Oscar?
Brian Wachholz Win 3 0 Portland continues to leak goals, giving further evidence to a looming winless streak. Diaz, Fabi and company are boosted by another home crowd and their comfort in the heat.
Drew Epperley Win 2 1 This one will be a physical battle but with no Will Johnson for the Timbers, FCD uses the home crowd energy and Texas heat to outlast the Timbers.
Jason Poon Loss 0 1 Caleb Porter scores for the visiting Timbers from half way and celebrates by shooting wadded up tissue from a t-shirt cannon at Dan Hunt.
Mohammad Bushnaq Draw 1 1 The rivalry gets intense and FC Dallas presses hard but can't find a late winner. I hope Papi pegs Porter with a tissue wrapped soccer ball.
Nathan Hill Win 2 1 Caleb Porter spends most of the match whining after a fast start, then FCD finds a way back.
Ryan Scalon Draw 2 2 Goals by both teams in either half keep this to one point each. Caleb Porter and Oscar Pareja throw down in a gentlemen's boxing match.
Scott Hiney Win 2 0 Just a generally solid win as the team continues the home momentum, highlighted by an excellent battle between Castillo and Nagbe.