It's up for Goal of the Week, so it would be hard not to honor Big Tex with the Gif of the Week with this thunderous strike:
Beautiful tandem tackle from Victor Ulloa and Zach Loyd, followed by Loyd slaloming through the open field, then watch Michael Barrios' run to clear the space and then that rocket of a finish from Big Tex. Beauty!
Castillo's back heal flick:
Followed by Fabi doing Fabi things to whatever Houston wants to call what they were doing:
Diaz doing his Magical Mauro things:
"Uh... what was our rehearsed celebration again? ABORT! Just act cool!"
"I'M DONE SCORING WHEN I SAY I'M DONE SCORING"
Wrong sport dude.
"Hey bro, if you're going to use your hands at least do it right. Allow me."
"DAN SAID EVERYONE GETS HALF OFF PIZZA IF I SCORE THIS!"
"Bad first touch? Nah, I mean to do that so I could do this to you:"
"Shall I read that romance novel to you?"