Take a look at this video and tell me what you would do in the locker room afterwards if you were Mike Petke. He was pretty meh in the first half, and downright terrible in the second half, with his free kicks flying directly into defenders and walls. A poor night made worse by this sad display.

Tex Hooper wanted to set a free fall record of his own. This is...wow. Just wow.

Very cool video from the FC Dallas locker room after Saturday's win.

Blas Perez scores in Panama's massive 2-0 victory over Canada. Are you watching Vancouver?

Must-see highlights from FCD vs Leon including the PK Shootout hijinks

Who remembers this one? Five years ago today

Arsenal midfield trio. It could look like this with AJ, JDH and DF10 at some point. This is why I've enjoyed Arsenal.

2012 SSAC event. Head to the 12th minute and listen to Drew Carey, partial owner of the Seattle Sounders, and listen to the philosophy they have.

Hilarious music video debut from FCD. I'm not sure I've seen many things funnier than the bit with Schellas. I won't spoil it.

Blas Perez with two fantastic goals for Panama last night in World Cup Qualifying vs Honduras and an equally awesome Bernie dance.