"I may bring him my helmet from my motorcycle and give it to him to play in from now on."
Take a look at this video and tell me what you would do in the locker room afterwards if you were Mike Petke. He was pretty meh in the first half, and downright terrible in the second half, with his free kicks flying directly into defenders and walls. A poor night made worse by this sad display.
Finally, we're getting reports that plastic cups will replace aluminum bottles on the garden as soon as this weekend. We had always been opposed to the bottles for this precise reason, and our voices grew louder in this regard after Saturday, but remained rational and reasonable. We're thrilled at this development and thank the front office for their prompt decision.
A feisty club whose competitive edge is only blunted as a result of being perpetually in transition with no apparent long-term plan. Slurpee addicts will love everything about this team. Like the icy beverage, it has no real nutrients, tastes absolutely delicious, and though the sugar-high it offers can't be beat, the buzz never lasts quite long enough.